A-one, a-two, one, two ...
FIVE-FOUR-THREE-TWO-ONE-K'CHING!
That girlie's got a swingin' gate|gait and some loose drawers
That girlie's got a swingin' gate|gait and some loose drawers
And when it comes to partyin'
Don't even get me started
She's lettin' 'em in the front and the back doors
Met a man on the web who said, "Let's make a deal!
Thought I'd seen it all, but girlie, you got appeal
All you need's that birthday suit
Pageant smile and them cowboy boots
In no time at all you'll be rakin' 'em in for real!
"What if everytime you came it was like 'K'CHING!'
The world'd be your oyster each and every day!
When push come down to shove
It's easy street when you spread that love
Sign right here you'll be on your way: no work! All play!"
This ain't a fable with a moral, there ain't no use pretending
But, fo' sure it's a story with a happy ending
Don't you worry 'bout her future
As a woman with a past
'Cuz at least she's keepin' herself in Brazilian Wax
What if everytime you came it was like "K'CHING"
Would any road you looked down be your getaway?
Would all that f*ckin' money
Be worth the price you pay
24/7 on display, all work, no play?
Now, all that livin' while you're givin' gives society a big frown
But if it's easy bein' sleazy why would you ever settle down?
Teen, Vixen, Milf, Mature, then Grannie
The gold mine 'tween her legs's uncanny
If it was you you'd dig it 'til your 6-foot in the ground
What if everytime you came it was like "K'CHING"
Would the world be your delicious oyster each and every day?
Would all the love and money be worth the price you pay
To live a life where work is all play?
FIVE-FOUR-THREE-TWO-ONE-K'CHING!
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